I can't believe those bar girls ratted me out! I was flirting and getting everything I wanted. Then mommy shows up and catches me red-handed behind the bar with the bartender. I don't know what the big deal was. She must be jealous or worried I'd find another mommy. Must be why I have this dog tag with her number choking me all the time. Talk about ball and chain!
I've only been able to get out once since then. But I avoided the bar. I didn't need the lectures about crossing the busy highway.
I do have one thing figured out, however. If I want to go for a car ride and she's not listening to me, I just wait for the open door opportunity. Guaranteed when she finds me down the block, I'll be going for a car ride. And she thinks she has me fooled!
#carride